Realizing that cool people follow you and they can see everything embarrassing thing you post or reblog
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
when girls think they are better than other girls because they are tomboys who engage in stereotypically “male” activities it makes me want to actually gouge my own eyes out because they are pretty much reinforcing the patriarchal idea that men are better than women without even realizing it and that is just incredibly sad
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
but like why did i even think it was a good idea to start watching a show where they kill the main character every few years
Is this about Doctor Who or Supernatural?
YOU KNOW I NEVER BELIEVED THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM HAD A GIF FOR EVERYTHING UNTIL NOW. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS EVEN REAL
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck